Passion Sidewalk

Wouldn't that be the coolest chapter name ever?? Like, if the book/fic was one of complete crack, I think that'd be pretty hilarious. XD Just like,

"After packing up their campsite, Jenny and Rachel and Michael, still in his disbelieving state, continued their journey to ask the Boonana King's guidance on how to slay the rouge jabberwocky. Aunt Jemima was leading the way through the Forest of Plupricots when a robot, no bigger the size than a computer drive, interrupted their walk, flying out from the brush and halting in the middle of the trail, facing them.

He was purple. What he was doing was purple.

Suddenly the sun went out, only to be replaced by a giant disco ball, forever altering the galaxy's orbitual pattern, thusly destroying those poor blind people that we do call asteroids.

The robot started dancing when blaring, pop/techno music came form the plupricot trees. Everyone danced with him, and it was a grand old time. Except for Michael, because this was just so out of his clown-induced comfort zone, and he burst into tears and went to the Emo Corner, which is always available to anyone who's in need."

And the name of that chapter would be Passion Sidewalk.


-Rachel